random watcher "So stickdad, when are you actually going to do something on this page besides spy on your kids?"

Stickdad "like what"

rw "Like maybe ... call me crazy but maybe some stick people doing something, isn't that what this was about."

Stickdad "I guess, my best rants are at I'll see what I can do. At least this conversation will prove I still have a pulse."

rw "OK I won't quit on you yet, I'll keep an eye out, even if it's some stupid forces diagram from your Physics class you teach."

Stickdad "Oh, now there's a thought"

rw "Oh No!"