WARNING You are about to read the rantings of an irritated Conservative Libertarian Hate Monger express his political disgust. If you are a fan of and Progressive (Scum crawling Commie) Democrat you might want to skip this entry. I take no responsiblity for what you think you are reading and if you really want to argue about it the only rule is No Swearing. You have been warned!

Greetings from the Conglomerated States of America, soon to be reborn in some alien form mutated from the wreckage created by the fringe lurking communists that hover around our capitol and the wanne be loved republicrats who grovel for their endorsements. On the Republican side of our current Political Beauty contest we had some good candidates (Quit early one because the drive by media (thanks Rush Limbaugh for the term) buried them under a load of donkey produced fertilizer and their lack of support left them whimpering in the background of all 47 jillion "debates". Farewell Tom Tancredo and Duncan Hunter, why didn't you tie up Ron Paul's strait jacket and stuff him back in his rubber room when you left. Then we got into the primaries and Mike (yes this is my real name) Huckabee pulled off a win by claiming that Mormon's have horns, and aren't really Christian's (Did he read the sign our front The Church of JESUS CHRIST of Latter Day Saints - it really is printed that way) Don't trust Mitt Romney, he has too much money, why in the world would a super powerful debtor nation with an economy burning out like a two headed candle over a fireplace possibly want to elect a Business wizard who had fixed everything he touched. I mean really why is that a qualification when we can get a rerun of the whole Arkansas governor, thing. That went so well the first time (Thanks Newt Gingrich for saving us from the unfettered lovefest and Socialist/Progressive bonanza that was the presidency of Clinton Inc. Volume I. Roll through a few primaries, watch a few more people I could support pack up their toys and go home, bye Fred, we'll miss you Mitt (although with a "suspended" campaign he could come back if John McCain (I served in the military and wanted more troops at the beginning and don't you forget it, just forget everything else I've managed to flush down the crapper) and of course Rudy, you looked good but you waited too bloody long to put up a fight.) If you bring a knife to a gun fight you got to run and get a gun immediately not hid behind a shrub and wait for the Post Office to deliver you one. Now look at my choices, John McCain (hey the countries running massive deficiets and job growth is going the wrong way, the value of the dollar is falling and the stock market is about to panic, let's drive another freaking nail in the coffin and jack up taxes to pay for the Global Warming myth, it makes me look good and no one can run ads against me for it because I killed political speech with McCain Fiengold when somebody called me a name in 2000) or Mike "Huckster" Huckabee who drops anitmormon lies whenever he can and thinks no one will notice. If it wasn't for the FairTax (the only reason I could consider voting for that ignorant moron) he would have vanished before Tancredo and no one would have cared. Or Ron Paul who I like to call Barack Romney. If we pack up our (military) toys and go home no one will hate us, and if they do then we'll just ask them nicely to go play some where else while I fix the economy and get us back on the Gold Standard.

Then again on the other hand we have Hilary "It's my turn to ^^$#@$# over the country" Clinton and Barack "not if I get there first" Obama. Either one would happily turn us into the USSR circa 1955. Obama would run from the War on Terror, Hillary would walk, and McCain would go over there himself with a machine gun and show them how it's done

I wonder who his vice president would be?